Breaking
The Shocking Truth: Cats Are Better Than Dogs.
We’ve reviewed the evidence. Dog people may want to sit down for this.
Obviously.
The Case for Cats
Our investigators spent years on the couch gathering findings. The results are in, and they’re not close.
Exhibit 01They walk themselves.No 6 a.m. walks in the rain. Ever.
Exhibit 02They bathe themselves.Hours a day. Very committed.
Exhibit 03They fit your apartment.A studio apartment is a palace to a cat.
Exhibit 04Their love is earned.When a cat picks your lap, you’ve been selected.
Exhibit 05They’re low maintenance.A litter box, food, and a sunbeam. Done.
Exhibit 06They purr.Built-in white noise, free of charge.
Dog Lovers, We See You.
Dogs are wonderful. Loyal, enthusiastic, great at fetch. We just think you’ll come around eventually.
Think we’re wrong? Make your case on our contact page.
Who really runs the house?
Noted. The cats have been informed.